Thursday, December 20, 2018

Bob Evans Pizza Man?

Marcus was calling Elliot, upon Analyse answering the phone, and in his best old timey voice:
"Hi, I am Bob Evans, yes that's right, I am Bob Evans the pizza man and I am looking for a Luke. I have some pizzas, some Bob Evans pizzas to deliver him."
Silence
"What, who is this Marcus that you speak of? I told you already, I am THE Bob Evans the pizza man and I come with Pizza for a Luke, are you Luke?"
Silence
In normal voice "Yes Elliot it's Marcus"
Silence
Old timey voice "Do you want these Bob Evans pizzas or not?"

#BrazierChildren #BobEvansPizzaMan #OldTimeyVoice #SwearHeDoesntGetTheWeirdFromMe

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